Christian Reflection and Prayer

Scripture:

"Pursue peace with all people, and holiness,
without which no one will see the Lord: looking
carefully lest anyone fall short of the grace of
God; lest any root of bitterness springing up
cause trouble, and by this many become defiled"
Hebrews 12:14-15

Reflection:

Have you ever been the peacemaker in a difficult
situation? It takes someone conforming to the
likeness of Christ to become a peacemaker.
God has called us to a place were we should rise
above our human nature in the time of persecution
and trouble. During our trials, we need to look
toward Christ and be broken before him, so he
can restore us and strengthen us so we can
be a vessel that He can use.
by Eddie Snipes

Randy and Melanie Bordelon

The other day, someone at a store in our town read that
a Methamphetamine lab had been found in a old farmhouse
in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical
question, "Why didn't we have a drug problem when you
and I were growing up?"
I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young:  I was
drug to church on Sunday morning.  I was drug to
church for weddings and funerals.  I was drug to family
reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to
adults.  I was also drug to the woodshed when I
disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad
report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the
teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best
effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth
washed out with soap if i uttered a profanity.  I was
drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower
beds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.  I was drug
to the homes of family, friends and neighbors to help
out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard,
repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood, and, if
my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as
a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to
the woodshed.
Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my
behavior in everything I do, say or think.  They are
stronger than cocaine, crack or heroin;  and, if today's
children had this kind of drug problem, America would
be a better place.

God bless the parents who drugged us.

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church  ladies with typewriters...
These sentences actually appeared in church
bulletins or were announced in church  services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the
Water.' The sermon  tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a
chance to get rid of  those things not worth
keeping around the house. Bring your  husbands.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick
of our community. Smile at  someone who is
hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't
care  much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this
way again,' giving  obvious pleasure to the
congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't
know it, we have a  nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the  help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married
on October 24 in the  church. So ends a
friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday
evening in the church hall.  Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon
topic will be 'What Is  Hell?' Come early
and listen to our choir practice

Eight new choir robes are currently needed
due to the addition of  several new members
and to the deterioration of some older  ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles
and other items to be  recycled. Proceeds
will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope
along with the deceased  person you want
remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining,
super entertainment  and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer
and medication to  follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing
of every kind. They  may be seen in the
basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn
singing in the park across  from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10 AM. All ladies  are invited to
lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
Is  done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies
of the Congregation  would lend him their
electric girdles for the pancake breakfast
next  Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet
Thursday at 7 PM. Please use  the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting
Shakespeare's Hamlet in the  Church
basement Friday at 7 PM.. The
congregation is invited to  attend this
tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the
First Presbyterian Church.  Please use
large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the
church's new campaign slogan last 
Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.