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10/02/2016

AT THE PEARLY GATES

 Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in
an airplane that crashed. In heaven, they found
God sitting on the great, white throne. He
addressed Al first.
 
"Al, what do you believe in?" Al replied, "Well,
I believe I won the election in 2000, but it was
your will that I did not serve. I've come to
understand that now." God thought for a second
and said, "Very good. Come and sit at my left."
 
God then addressed Bill. "Bill, what do you
believe in?" Bill replied, "I believe in forgiveness.
I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against
my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held
against me." Again, God thought for a second
and then said, "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right."
 
God then turned to Hillary and asked, "Hillary,
what do you believe in?"
 
She replied, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."
(Hillary Clinton supporters I hope you have a
sense of humor I couldn't resist)

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