Christian Reflection and Prayer

Mt. Vernon,   Texas :   Drummond's Bar began
construction on a new building to increase their
business. Across the street, the local Baptist
church  started a campaign to block the bar from
opening with petitions and prayers. Work
progressed right up till the week before opening
when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the
ground. The church folks were rather smug in their
outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the
church on the grounds that the church was
ultimately responsible for the demise of his
building, either through direct or indirect actions
or means. The church vehemently denied all
responsibility or any connection to the building's
demise in its reply to the court. As the case made
its way into court, the judge looked over the
 paperwork. At the hearing he commented,
"I don't know how I'm going to decide this, but
as it appears from the paperwork, we have a
bar owner who believes in the power of prayer,
and an entire church congregation that does not."

Subject:   Recall Notice

Never heard it put quite like this before

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is
recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and central component of the
heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed
"Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or
more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is
primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental
component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor
fault for this defect, is providing factory-
authorized repair and service free
of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required. The number to call for repair
in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN
through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician,Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
Jesus will replace it with:
      1. Love
      2. Joy
      3. Peace
      4. Patience
      5. Kindness
      6. Goodness
      7. Faithfulness
      8. Gentleness
      9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for
further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human
being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency
service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not
responding to this recall action will have to
be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect
will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to prevent contamination of that facility.
     
Thank you for your attention!

      GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall notice,
and you may contact the Father any time by
'Knee mail'!

Scripture:

Micah 6:8 (New International Version, ©2010)


8 He has shown you, O mortal, what is good.
   And what does the LORD require of you?
To act justly and to love mercy
   and to walk humbly[a] with your God.


Reflection:

Walking with God is not an easy thing to do.
When you walk with God it can be the most
challenging, most confusing, most amazing,
most intense, most powerful thing you can
do.  You know why?  Because you're not in
control of it, but at the same you get to make
decisions.  It's like coming to a fork in the
road, do you go left or right?  I think I'm
going left.  Well if you ask God and He
says, " Let's go left," you walk left. But
at the same time you don't know what's
going to happen when you walk that
direction.  The difference is you are now
walking with God, and He knows what's
going to happen. AND HE IS THERE
FOR YOU!

THEN, FOR BEST RESULTS "WALK
WITH GOD!