Christian Reflection and Prayer

Subject:   Recall Notice

Never heard it put quite like this before

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is
recalling all units manufactured, regardless
of make or year, due to a serious defect in
the primary and central component of the
heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original
prototype units code named Adam and Eve,
resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed
"Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or
more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is
primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental
component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor
fault for this defect, is providing factory-
authorized repair and service free
of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most
generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required. The number to call for repair
in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN
through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair
Technician,Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is,
Jesus will replace it with:
      1. Love
      2. Joy
      3. Peace
      4. Patience
      5. Kindness
      6. Goodness
      7. Faithfulness
      8. Gentleness
      9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for
further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human
being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the
unit to dangers and problems too numerous
to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency
service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not
responding to this recall action will have to
be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect
will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as
to prevent contamination of that facility.
     
Thank you for your attention!

      GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by
notifying others of this important recall notice,
and you may contact the Father any time by
'Knee mail'!