Christian Reflection and Prayer

Wandering dejectedly in The Garden of Eden, Eve
told God, “I’m lonely I’m tired of eating apples by
myself.”

 

“Okay,” God said, “I’ll create a man for you.”

 

Eve said, “A man! What’s that?” “He’s a creature
with aggressive tendencies and an enormous ego.
He won’t listen very well, he’ll get lost easily, but
never stop to ask for directions. However, he is
big and strong, he can open jars and hunt animals.
And he’ll be fun in bed.”

 

“Sounds great!” said Eve.

 

“Oh, and one more thing,” God said. “He will want
to believe that I made HIM first.”