Christian Reflection and Prayer

We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a
necessary part of modern life. But have you ever
wondered what it would be like if God decided to
install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing this:
"Thank you for calling My Father's House. Please
select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries."

What if God used the familiar excuse...

"I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other
saints right now. However, your prayer is important
to us and will be answered in the order it was
received, so please stay on the line." Can you
imagine getting these responses as you call God
in Prayer?

"If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, press 1
Michael, press 2
For a directory of other angels, press 3
If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm while
you are holding, please press 4.

"To find out if a loved one has been assigned to
Heaven, press 5, enter his or her social security
number, then press the pound key. (If you get a
negative response, try area code 666.) For
reservations at 'My Father's House,' please enter
J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6. For answers to nagging
questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth
and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive
here.

"Our computers show that you have already prayed
once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow
so that others may have a chance to get through.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a
religious holiday. Please pray again Monday after
9:30 am. If you need emergency assistance when
this office is closed, contact your local pastor!"

(Excerpts from Sunday Sermons Online)