10/16/2010
OLDIE BUT A GOODIE
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.
It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'
The moment turned awkward.
Some of the men actually had to "try" to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.
A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
FOR A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHOM YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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10/13/2010
A STRONG FINISH
How well are you doing at following Jesus' final instructions?
Go into all the world and preach the Good News to everyone, everywhere.
Mark 16:15 NLT
"'You must love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, and all your mind.' This is the first and greatest commandment. A second is equally important: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'"
Matthew 22:37-38 NLT
The real work
On October 20, 1968, a dramatic moment took place at the Mexico City Olympics. A few thousand spectators remained in the almost-dark Olympic Stadium awaiting one last runner.
Finally the wail of police sirens ripped the air. As all eyes turned to the gate, a lone runner wearing the colors of Tanzania staggered into the stadium. John Stephen Akhwari was the last contestant to finish the 26-mile contest. He had injured his leg in a fall and entered the track bloodied and crudely bandaged. While he hobbled the final, lonely lap, spectators rose and applauded him as if he had won.
After the race, someone asked him why he had refused to quit. "My country did not send me 7,000 miles to start the race," he replied simply. "They sent me 7,000 miles to finish it."
To help us achieve a strong finish in our race of faith, Jesus Christ promised that "Whoever confesses Me before men, him the Son of Man will also confess before the angels of God."
You too can finish the race well by eagerly confessing Christ before others.
Adapted from Breakfast with Jesus by Greg Laurie (Tyndale House), pp 257-59
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10/12/2010
WE HAVE ALREADY WON!
Scripture:
"He has done marvelous things; His
right hand and His holy arm have gained
Him the victory". Psalm 98: 1
Reflection:
A. T. Pierson writes in his book, " Vital
Union With Christ", A veteran of Waterloo
used to tell how the trained soldiers of the
Duke of Willington, the night before that
decisive battle that turned the destinies of
Europe, took the new recruits and told them
of the skill, the capacity. and courage of
their great commander. They so inspired
them with confidence in the Iron Duke that
however the battle might seem to waver, the
ultimate issue might be confidently expected
to be victory. These raw recruits went into
battle expecting to win."
In your every day battles do you expect
to win? You know we really need to understand
that we serve the one who is greater than all, and
we need, no we must, be confident in victory. By
serving Jesus Christ there is no other outcome!
Sometimes the evil in this world seems to be
winning, and this can make us feel defeated.
But this we must remember that we
serve a savior who triumphed over sin and death
and has already secured our victory!
WE ARE ON THE WINNING SIDE!
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